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| Joseph Kearns (All images courtesy of Hank Ketcham Enterprises and Shout! Factory, unless noted otherwise.) |
In no way did the sitcom
Dennis the Menace (
CBS, 1959-1963) affect the course of television history whatsoever. The adaptation of
Hank Ketcham's comic strip was so faithful to the original source (except for the dog, Fremont) that it inevitably had more comedy than depth. It was one among many series produced by
Screen Gems, the TV division of
Columbia Pictures. It wasn't a monster hit, never got nominated for an
Emmy, and what success it had eventually came to complicate the life of star
Jay North. (Don't think for a moment I wrote all of this to intentionally annoy anybody who really enjoys the series. It just needs to be discussed from the proper perspective. Be thankful I'm not diving into the hornet's nest of how Mr. Wilson's nerve tonic probably had alcohol in it, as cough medicine did back then. You know he had a lot of nerve tonic with Dennis around, and you can guess what resulted from that.)
With those facts established, I'm partial to the show. At its best, a typical episode is guaranteed to have a steady run of belly laughs and a cavalcade of talented character actors (including one of my favorites,
Mary Wickes) who participated in each story. If
Dennis is like a car from off an assembly line, it was a well-made product people are still interested in long after the last one came out in '63. Best of all, the show didn't overstay its welcome, though it had to stop at four years due to the aging of the juvenile cast members and a dip in the TV ratings. While North has had a rough go of adulthood, a pall doesn't hang over my enjoyment of
Dennis because his troubles had yet to manifest back then. He was a professional (albeit young) actor who always gave those who tuned in what they wanted: the hell-raising (by TV standards) Dennis Mitchell, who also loved his family and friends. No more, no less. (You want a more complex, emotional kid? Try "Beaver" Cleaver.)
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Almost seventeen years after I last saw reruns of
Dennis on Nickelodeon, they began airing on Antenna TV this past January. Even better, Shout! Factory caught me off guard (and more than a few steady viewers of Cobweb TV) with the release of season one of
Dennis back in March. Since then, season two came out in late July, and the remaining seasons are on their way like clockwork. (Season three has a street date of October 25, with season four arriving on January 10, 2012.) So far, the quality of the digital mastering for the episodes is more than adequate, but it's not stunning. (To my eyes and ears, the picture and sound are only slightly improved from the Nickelodeon broadcasts.) The main selling point is that all episodes are uncut. Bonus features have been limited on the two available collections, and like many TV shows that have been reissued on DVD, the season one set has the most.
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left to right: Stu Shostak,
Jeannie Russell and Gloria Henry |
Indeed, season one is a must-have for
Dennis fans because of two "extras" featuring TV historian Stu Shostak talking with
Gloria Henry (Alice Mitchell, Dennis's mom) and
Jeannie Russell (Margaret, the arch-nemesis of Dennis). Of these, I'll spotlight the shorter one recorded in 2010 on HD video (the other was done in 2007 for radio), which I watched first. For any avid follower of
Dennis, if they haven't heard many behind-the-scenes stories about the show in a while, one of the specific tidbits mentioned during this interview will surely stun them.
When the topic turned to talk about Joseph Kearns, forever to be remembered as the first Mr. Wilson, Russell and Henry did speak fondly of him. Along the way, there was this exchange (minor edits inserted for clarity)...
SHOSTAK: Now, did [Kearns] go on a diet, because--
HENRY: Yes, yes--
SHOSTAK: --because of the fame of the show?
HENRY: Yes, he decided he [was]... the star, so he should slim down and look more like a star, and so, he went on the diet of that-- What was that drink [powder] you [mixed] with [water]?
SHOSTAK: Metrecal.
HENRY: Metrecal, and he had that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That's all he had for about six weeks in a row, and you can't lose that much weight, that fast, healthily. So, he had a stroke.
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I've read biographical profiles of Joseph Kearns that mention his death at 55 from a
cerebral hemorrhage and don't elaborate on it. (He always looked much older than that to me.) These remarks from Gloria Henry (also brought up in the radio interview) not only explain what contributed, in part, to his early passing but also raise questions about what Kearns had in mind when he decided to take such a risk with his body.
It was midway through the production of the third season, and all of a sudden, Kearns felt the need to drop some pounds to "look more like a star." He likely picked up on how other people had successfully done it through a liquid diet, which led him to try the reckless approach without consulting a doctor. To observe his body on an episode of
Dennis, it's evident he didn't measure up to
Jack Lalanne, and he likely hadn't done any actual physical exertion in years. So it goes that by having only Metrecal for sustenance and continuing with the same limited activity, the results took a toll on his person as he lost (according to Henry in the radio interview) 40 pounds within six weeks. Also, Henry's statements suggest more than a few of the cast and crew knew what he was up to. Why didn't somebody intervene? Was it because of his shyness that they decided to respect his privacy?
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As for the protein-loaded
Metrecal, long after its popularity peaked in the mid-'60s, it was discovered that the food substitute wasn't necessarily the best thing for people to be digesting. According to a September 7, 1986, New York Times article, by the late '70s, a health scare kicked up when
"The Government forced all liquid protein products off the market after they were implicated in 59 deaths." This happened sometime after the Food and Drug Administration issued warnings about Metrecal and other similar dietary supplements. As a result, Metrecal was soon gone from store shelves forever. Of course, for every reported fatality, there are the unreported ones; back on February 17, 1962, Metrecal may have played a part in killing Kearns (five days after his birthday), in addition to an unidentified number of other consumers before the last documented fatalities. (Bear in mind, there's always been controversy over protein diets in general. The debate about them is ongoing, as is the scientific research.)
We occasionally read about (or hear of) women who go to extreme measures to lose weight (real or imagined), ranging from supermodels to little girls of elementary school age. We rarely encounter the same kind of tales being told of (or by) men, but as the tragedy of Joseph Kearns serves to remind us, men can also have problems with their body image. It's sad and astonishing to consider a reliable, likable actor like Kearns wasn't content with himself in a similar manner. (If Kearns died today, a tabloid headline might read,
"Mr. Wilson: He Died to be Thin!") Most importantly, Kearns's fate was
preventable, making his death all the more pointless. By comparison, it's as heart-wrenching a piece of suffering as any Jay North has gone through. (Heck, Jay recently turned 60; so far, he's
outlived Kearns by five years, and I suspect he'll live on for many more.)
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At any rate, everyone knows the rest of the story. As the producers of
Dennis mourned over the loss of Kearns, they scrambled to find his replacement. A handful of episodes later, they obtained the talents of
Gale Gordon, who was cast as George's brother, John, and Sara Seegar, who played John's wife, Eloise. For obvious reasons, the writers wrote George and Martha Wilson out of the show, having them move, and John buying his brother's house. Awkwardly,
Sylvia Field (Martha) was eased out of the scenario in a rush, much to the disappointment of her co-stars, who initially gave Seegar the "cold shoulder" for taking her place. (Later, they apologized to her, and Seegar understood their behavior was attributed to the passing of Kearns.) Gordon gave his all with typically fine performances from the end of the third season into the fourth, but it was all for naught; he was no Joseph Kearns. (He did resemble the Mr. Wilson of the comic strip more than his predecessor.) Combined with the lead kid actors' maturing and declining ratings, CBS canceled
Dennis, the last new episode airing July 7, 1963.
Considering people haven't stopped watching
Dennis fifty-plus years after its network debut, it can't be easily dismissed as an artifact from the golden age of television. There's more to it than nostalgia, but I won't deny that's the driving factor. Arguably, it's as close as television ever got to a "squeaky clean" comedy; even then, the world young Dennis and company lived in wasn't perfect, but a lot of it must look remarkable to modern audiences in these economically, politically, and socially questionable times. It's best described as a weekly, watered-down version of
Tom Sawyer in a contemporary (late '50s-early '60s) setting, as fabricated by Screen Gems. While each show was "fabricated," it was done by writers, directors, actors, and other personnel who knew their respective crafts well. Some episodes worked better than others, but even the worst ones had a few chuckles.
Unfortunately, the two people who contributed most to the popularity of
Dennis were also overwhelmed by it. The untimely death of Joseph Kearns affected Jay North deeply years after the fact. It would only be until the 1990s when North came to grips with all the pent-up emotion over the sinister events that occurred in his childhood, with help from Jeannie Russell and
Paul Petersen ("Jeff Stone" on
The Donna Reed Show). Today, it's safe to say both North and Kearns (rest his soul) are no longer menaced by
Dennis.
NEXT TIME ON... COBWEB TV!
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Keeping it trivial...
R.A.M.'67
